A man with a clipboard is coming. He opens cupboards. Do not let him find it.
Press start when you're ready.
30s
Click a cupboard, or use ← →, or press 1–5.
That's the whole game
There's no score. There's no leaderboard, no daily challenge, no streak to protect, and nothing that remembers you were here. You either got the wiener through thirty seconds or you didn't, and either way it's over now.
There is one rare ending. It's about a one-in-six thing and only happens if you survive. It's worth it. That's all we'll say.