The stuff
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Start Here, Dumbass
What this place is, what it will never ask you for, and why the internet stopped feeling like this.
NEW About 40 seconds -
The International Archive of Questionable Wieners
Badly photographed gas-station hot dogs. Real sausage patents. A curvature chart nobody asked for. One genuinely lovely documentary.
Not built yet Sex joke.Gross. -
Hide the Wiener
Keep a hot dog away from a man with a clipboard. Thirty seconds. No score, no streak, no account, no reason.
NEW 30 seconds a go Sex joke. -
Random Music Generator 2000
Scours a database of four million songs to find you something completely random. It is always Creed. Every time. We have looked into it.
NEW As long as you can take it Loud. -
The Answering Machine
A short film about an answering machine and the people who are still on it. No joke at the end.
Not built yet Actually sad. -
Do Not Open
Do not open this one.
Not built yet
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We add something when it's actually good and not before, so it'll be quiet around here sometimes. Come back in a month. Or don't — we genuinely have no way of knowing, and we like it that way.